“O famera president, it’s me Lohan. I call upon thy name to ask for forgiveness for being a dirty little stinker”

On that theoretical open digital sidewalk, children might want to draw stick figures of their parents, or slightly warped versions of their pets. But handing over digital ink to strangers on the internet typically leads to something known as TTD: Time to Dick.

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